Ok, karma police! Stop this insanity!! You need to grab the universe by the lapel and give them a good shaking to leave me the hell alone, or at least give me a signal when someone else is about to get their due, because I am getting killed by the spatter. Please note the distinction I am making here…I am fully aware of my quick turnaround, really I get it. When I screw up, I pay. Now I know I can’t reduce cause an effect to complete simplicity…there is a fractal pattern somewhere here. BUT SERIOUSLY! If I could give the specifics I would…that would in itself cause even more ridiculous karma to come my way. I need a cosmic bath…one with bubbles please.