Karma Patrol

Ok, karma police!  Stop this insanity!!  You need to grab the universe by the lapel and give them a good shaking to leave me the hell alone, or at least give me a signal when someone else is about to get their due, because I am getting killed by the spatter.  Please note the distinction I am making here…I am fully aware of my quick turnaround, really I get it.  When I screw up, I pay.  Now I know I can’t reduce cause an effect to complete simplicity…there is a fractal pattern somewhere here.  BUT SERIOUSLY!  If I could give the specifics I would…that would in itself cause even more ridiculous karma to come my way.  I need a cosmic bath…one with bubbles please.

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