Today is one of those days, that I should be the one getting a medal. Not because I’m an exceptional athlete or hold a particular talent, but because I survived the day with my sanity in tact. Yes, it is worth the gold, because of the level of ease with which I slid through and around all the absolutely CRAZY shit that befell me on this particular day. From literal crazy people to just crazy technical gliches and layer upon layer of tasks that got so stacked up that jumping off would have been considered a suicide attempt. I finished the day, in my head, with all the hoopla of an Olympian because I made it successfully through, I’m sure better than anyone else could have armed only with my unusually high aptitude for common sense and stellar smile. No podium, or medal or anthem…but pride just the same.